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The Cutest | Women's Padded Bike Shorts

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  • $77.00
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Booty protection without the bulk! These cuties wear like underwear and still protect your most precious bits during a long ride.

And it almost feels like a dirty little secret when you have these on under your baggy bike shorts. Except when you can't resist and change in the parking lot. I mean, how can you keep so much cute, feminine sexiness all to yourself!

These adorable bloomers were designed by a woman to fit and flatter ALL bodies. Made with ultra-soft premium French fabrics, these colorful shammies are breathable, wicking and soft.

    Just a few things you should know about shipping:

    • All orders are processed within 3 days. Some orders are experiencing a delay in ship time due to warehouse staff shortage, so please be patient! Tracking information will be sent once your order is processed so you can stalk it online.

    • We want you to get your goodies as soon as possible but some products ship from overseas and can take up to 14 days to arrive.

    • If you're ordering into Canada you may incur import duties.

    • Dirty Jane hats and tees are still playing catchup from warehouse shutdowns and can sometimes take up to 4 weeks to arrive. 

    • And if you've ordered products from multiple brands, your order may arrive separately.

    • We're still a small business and can only support exchanges and store credits. 

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